15 Stupidest Celebrity Tattoos As Of July 2009Tuesday, July 28, 2009 2:31 PM
Celebrities are all about self-expression and bad decisions. It makes perfect sense then that many of Hollywood’s brightest minds have some of the dumbest tattoos we’ve ever seen. To be fair, many of these tattoos may have some deeper meaning to the disheveled canvas they were drawn on but, to the rest of us, they look real stupid. The following tramp stamps might as well read: DENIED.
Steve-O: His Face
No doubt youâ€™ve seen Steve-Oâ€™s ridiculous tattoo on his back of himself giving a thumbs up. At least Steve-O is consistent: he pulls stupid stunts on TV and in real life.
Ryan Sheckler: â€œSHECKLERâ€
When someone gets their own name tattooed on their body it tells you that youâ€™ll never want to know them well enough to remember it. Our guess is that he was probably just trying to make it easier for the judges.
Hayden Panettiere: â€œVivere Senza Rimipiantiâ€
Not to be a poindexter here, but this tattoo should actually read â€œVivere Senza Rimpianti.â€ The extra â€œiâ€ down her side is what I like to call a mark of a bonehead.
Angelina Jolie: Longitude and Latitude of Her Children’s Birthplaces
No one will be surprised when Angelina runs out of room on her arm for all of the longitude and latitude of her childrenâ€™s birthplaces. With all of the adopting she does, itâ€™s surprising that she doesnâ€™t just tattoo their names on her ass to make things easier. Iâ€™ll be there to supervise the procedure.
When Pink had a barcode tattooed on the back of her neck she stated it was the barcode from one of her records. Weâ€™re thinking itâ€™s actually the barcode to her $0.99 pink hair dye. Zing.
Ricky Martin: Naked Nymph
Ricky Martin has a tattoo of a naked nymph in an inviting pose on his left arm. To be fair, he probably did it as a response to the rumors about his sexuality. What we mean by that is he wanted everyone to really believe the rumors about his sexuality.
Megan Fox: â€œBrian Austin Greenâ€
Even though she wonâ€™t reveal where it is, Megan Fox has admitted to having the name of her on/off beau tattooed on her body. She was determined to disprove the myth that once your loverâ€™s name is branded on your body your relationships is destined to fail. And yet she chose Brian Austin Green as her lover. Seems like an uphill battle, doesnâ€™t it?
Amy Winehouse: Naked Woman
Itâ€™s not surprising that Amy Winehouse is addicted to tattoos. She says that she likes to see new things when she looks in the mirror, and one can only fit so many new needle marks on their arm, right?
Ozzy Osbourne: “O-Z-Z-Y”
After riding the Crazy Train for so long, Ozzyâ€™s getting old and it was necessary for him to get his name tattooed on the knuckles of his left hand. Even though he has probably already forgotten itâ€™s there, it was a step in the right direction.
Itâ€™s probably not her unique female rap style or her attempt to become an actress that made her well-known. Itâ€™s actually her infamous paw tattoos on her chest that have become indelibly associated with her name.
Nicole Richie: â€œVirginâ€
No one knows what Nicole Richie was trying to prove when she got â€œvirginâ€ tattooed on her left wrist. Along with a tiara on her hip and angel wings on her back, you would think that she actually held high standards for herself. But weâ€™re still waiting for the â€œliarâ€ tattoo to be put on her right wrist.
Scarlett Johansson: Colorful Sunset
Not willing to reveal the meaning of her tattoo, the colorful sunset on Scarlettâ€™s left forearm almost looks fake. She really thought that people wouldnâ€™t notice it, because she apparently doesnâ€™t realize how much time people spend staring at every inch of her body.
Eminem: â€œRot in Piecesâ€
Itâ€™s not enough that he has to write music about his hatred for his ex-wife Kim – Eminem has a headstone tattooed on his back dedicated to her. Just in case his fans donâ€™t get confused, he spelled out R.I.Pâ€¦ â€œRot in Pieces.â€ Heâ€™s really not going to let this one go, is he?
Mike Tyson: Maori Warrior Symbol
Mike was forced to do something drastic when his boxing career went down the drain and made him a â€œhas-been.â€ His answer was getting a Maori warrior facial tattoo, which he claims is not even close to being finished. Our response? Awesome.
Mark Wahlberg: â€œWahlbergâ€
On his right arm, Mark has â€œWahlbergâ€ superimposed on his initials along with his birthdate. As if making a semi-biographic television show wasnâ€™t enough publicity for him. The tattoo also reminds the ladies who they are sleeping with and, simultaneously, why they are making a huge mistake.