Amber Alert! Teen Mom Amber Portwood Needs Anger Management

No one knows how to relieve stress like Amber Portwood.

MTV’s Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is under investigation for domestic abuse after hitting her boyfriend in front of the cameras. As she explained to police, domestic abuse is like yoga to her. Because apparently attacking your baby’s daddy again and again and AGAIN is the best way for Amber to get rid of stress. Oh yeah, AND her dignity. Her behavior has gotten so bad that her hometown newspaper wrote an editorial asking her to stop being such a train wreck.

The young mom has been causing trouble wherever she goes. While shopping in Wal-Mart, her two-year-old daughter Leah knocked socks and underwear off the shelves. Sounds like pretty normal behavior for a toddler, right? Angry Amber didn’t think so. An employee said Amber immediately started a confrontation with her and said, “If you have anything to say about this, you can meet me in the parking lot.” Is this girl just looking for a fight? Calm down!

Sadly, there’s more. On Tuesday, Amber and her baby’s daddy, Gary, got into another (this one’s going to be a shocker)…domestic dispute. When the police showed up, Amber answered the door in her undies (gross). Police reported that the two argued over a text message Gary received.

Amber apologized to police, explaining she was stressed over the battery investigation stemming from the last time she attacked Gary in front of their child.

Where is Child Services?? Maybe one of MTV’s producers can call.