Chuck Lorre Finally Responds To The Charlie Sheen InsanityTuesday, March 1, 2011 1:12 PM
Perhaps Chuck “Chiam†Lorre’s tired of worrying that people think he’s an idiot because he created Two and a Half Men, or maybe after so much of Charlie Sheen’s inanity he just needed to pimp out his vocab. Whatever the reason, Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre has finally spoken out on Crazy Charlie Sheen’s rampage against him … we think. Here’s what Lorre wrote on one of his famous vanity cards—cards that make brief appearances in the closing credits of all his shows: “I understand that I’m under a lot of pressure to respond to certain statements made about me recently. The following are my uncensored thoughts. I hope this will put an end to any further speculation. “I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individuation, the false feeling of being separate. In other words, I am aware, ergo I am alone. I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness. This explains the paradox of our culture, which celebrates the ego while simultaneously promoting its evisceration with drugs and alcohol. It also clarifies our deep-seated fear of monolithic, one-minded systems like communism, religious fundamentalism, zombies and invaders from Mars. Each one is a dark echo of an oceanic state of unifying transcendence from which consciousness must, by nature, flee. The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace. Or perhaps more accurately, ‘Screw Grace, I am so outta here!’ “Questions?” Or, to put it in the parlance of our times, “Charlie Sheen thinks he is sooooo special, but really he is just a scaredy-cat junkie loser.†Seriously, that’s what all of that means. Sadly, his response is less entertaining than Charlie’s insane rants, but hey, this is the guy who created Mike and Molly, so what were you expecting? |
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