Jersey Shore Is Back For More Starting Tonight!

Jersey Shore season 2 begins tonight, not that you didn’t already know that. Juiceheads all over the world are waiting for the gang to take on Miami. Don’t get too excited because apparently most of the season opener is all about Sammi whining while “The Situation†makes strange faces and talks about himself (duh!). Thank god for Snooki, who saves the show with classic one-liners like, “I like being tan, bitch!†and “Eating fried pickles was a life-changing expereince.â€

Not to mention her sage political advice: “I don’t tan anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that specifically for us. McCain would never do that, because he’s pale and probably wants to get tan. Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously.â€

Are you excited for the Jersey Shore premiere, or do you hope a rip tide takes them out to sea?