Justin Bieber’s New Hairdo Sparks Outrage, Confusion And Emergency Trips To Barber

Well, now that you’ve hopefully recovered from the shock of seeing Justin Bieber’s forehead, hopefully you have the time to ponder this—how creepy is it to give somebody a box of your own hair as a present?  Because that’s what he’s been doing.  Thanks, but no thanks, Bieber, we’ll just take The Wire box set, if you please.

The Biebster gave Ellen DeGeneres a box of his hair, which she intends to auction off, donating all the proceeds to charity.  Fortunately, this is what Justin meant when he said he would be donating his hair to charity, because we imagine that Habitat for Humanity would be less than thrilled to receive a ziploc baggie full of blond hair in the mail, even if it does smell like strawberries.

More details about the specifics of the Great Bieber CHairity Fiasco will be revealed as the day progresses.  We haven’t been this excited since the Selena Gomez Death Threats of Earlier This Year.  Those were hilarious.