LISTEN: Does Selena Gomez Want To “Bang, Bang, Bang” Justin Bieber?

Tuesday, June 7, 2011 11:42 AM
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Selena Gomez and the Scene have released their first single of the summer, “Bang, Bang, Bang”. It’s also the first track off the group’s upcoming album “When the Sun Goes Down,” and the band will continue releasing new singles every Tuesday until it comes out at the end of the month.

When we heard the preview of this song we thought it sounded like the best one Selena’s ever put out, and after hearing the full version we like it even more. It’s not quite good enough to push Selena all the way into the mainstream the way “Party in the USA did for Miley Cyrus, but it’s still a huge step forward musically.

We just have one question… the lyrics are about a boy, right? And Selena sings Bang, Bang, Bang… which brings to mind a rather obvious euphemism, right? Are we taking crazy pills? We know she also sings about “breaking in” and “stealing all my love back,” but seriously, it’s just impossible that she’s unaware of the implication. Didn’t she ever learn about double entendres in English class?

For those of you who are a bit rusty on your vocabulary, entendre basically means that Selena wants to bang Justin Bieber. Maybe we’re reading too far into the meaning of the song, but we know we’re not the only ones thinking it.

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