And The Winner Of The Dumbest Celebrity Baby Name Is…This Asshole!Thursday, May 3, 2012 1:39 PM
Levi Johnston, ex-fiance and baby daddy to Bristol Palin, has gotten another one of his girlfriends pregnant, and we are giving him the official award for “Dumbest Celebrity Baby Name.” Congratulations, bro.
We thought Tripp was a weird name, but at least it’s a real name. Even an obscure name is better than picking some random nouns for your baby’s birth certificate. Levi and his girlfriend Sunny Oglesby announced this week that they will name their daughter Breeze Beretta Johnston.
Breeze because they’re idiots and want their daughter to be made fun of, and Beretta after Levi’s “favorite shotgun.”
God Bless America.