It could be Gatorade. It could be tequila. It could be his own urine. That’s right, Guy Richie can drink whatever he wants because he’s single. Rumors are flying he has a new love…click to find out who.

J-Lo’s rep says her marriage to Marc Anthony isn’t in trouble. So what if she was spotted without her wedding ring -- it was National Don’t Wear Your Wedding Ring Day! Check your calendar, haters!

The boys went south of the border to pick up an award for their album going “gold” in Mexico, which means 12 copies were sold out of the trunk of a car. Award shows are a little different down there. They picked it up from a guy who had it sitting on a blanket on the beach.

Pete’s off to Waco, Texas to spend Christmas with Jessica Simpson and the whole Simpson clan. Think about it: Christmas. In Waco. With Joe Simpson. Ever been Waco? We have. Pete should be careful. There’s a very strong chance he’ll get beaten up at the mall.

Wearing a sweater that makes her look even more like a life-size paper doll, Paris went to dinner with her fake BFF Brittany Flickinger, who walked two steps behind her, as stipulated in the contract. Ryan Seacrest was also along, so Paris would have another empty-headed famous person to talk to.

That would be her husband Jason Bratman, who must wake up every morning going, “Me? Seriously? This is a joke, right?” By the way, is that wrapping paper in Jason’s bag, or a Christmas-themed sex toy?

A new book claims Michael suffers from a rare disease that’s left him half blind and unable to speak, forcing him to use sign language to hit on young kids. Despite this, Michael somehow manages to keep his chin up. With Silly Putty, I’m guessing.

There are reports that the notorious hip-hip ho has found God. I’m not sure that screaming, “Oh, God, oh God, oh God” while underneath a rapper really counts.