He made $40 million dollars in the last year and spent it all. Sadly, not one dime went towards acting lessons.
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Take that, freedom of speech, you got nothing on the sheer star power of the girl who did a few season of “The Simple Life.”
The bad news is that somebody agreed to publish it. The good news is that it’s written in crayon on a Big Chief tablet, so it’s a relatively quick read.
You know the security guards in that store were totally hoping for their chance to tackle Lindsay – looks like she’s yet again found a way to disappoint.
Or, as she likes to say, performed at her first concert in a while.
She thinks “there’s nothing like it in reality.” How quickly she forgets her romance with the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
It’s becoming increasingly unclear whether or not these are actually actors or just androids with a few pre-programmed sound bites.
There are about 300 photos to look at, so pour yourself some Red Bull and we’ll get through this together.
Patts says he’ll do a nude scene if the part requires it. But first he’ll have to buy up the entire world supply of spray-tan.