Video: Bill O’Reilly Harasses Snooki

Congratulations Bill O’Reilly, you actually made Snooki look classy.

Remember when O’Reilly was kind of a big deal and professional crybaby Glenn Beck didn’t exist yet? Neither do we, but we’re pretty sure that’s actually a thing that happened.

Assuming that’s true, O’Reilly has certainly fallen a long way, as it seems he now has to send his cronies producers out to get political opinions from Snooki rather than actual politicians or academics. In the above video, an O’Reilly producer ambushes Snooki guerrilla-style at a book signing because she declined to appear on the show. Unsurprisingly, O’Reilly doesn’t understand that “No means no.â€

So why did Team Bill sneak into a Snooki book signing? Because they wanted to ask her about, “Obamacare, Afghanistan and The Jersey Shore.†Only in America would a major network anchor sneak into a Borders store to ask an alcoholic reality TV star for her opinions on the issues of the day. To be fair, when producer Jesse Watters confronted her, he did also ask her to talk about The Jersey Shore, a subject she’s familiar with, but which has nothing to do with actual news, sadly.

The only positive thing that to take from this is that now we’re certain Bill O’Reilly goes home at the end of the day, looks himself in the mirror, shakes his head and cries. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.