Video: The “Go-Go” Juice Mom From Waking Nightmare “Toddlers & Tiaras” Defends Herself

Who could forget the Jabba the Hut like pageant mom who pumped up her daughter with performance enhancing “Go-Go Juice”?

Humanity destroying reality show Toddlers & Tiaras introduced us to the mother of six-year-old pageant star Alana, aka Honey Boo-Boo, who stays alert with the aid of her patent-pending “Go-Go Juice”. At the time we didn’t know what was in this mystery concoction; turns out, it’s Red Bull and Mountain Dew, everything a growing girl needs to dress up like a drag queen in front of pageant judges.

June Shannon, Alana’s mother, has rightfully come under fire from ABC News and everyone else on the planet who cares about children’s well being.

Shannon’s defense? The tried and true, “But there are totally worse pageant moms than me!” defense.

Shannon told ABC, “There are far worse things…I could be giving her alcohol.”

Spoken like a true reality star/pageant mom.

God Bless America.